Wound Pedestrians
Oct 22, 2001
a href="http://creamy.waferbaby.com" target="natasha">natasha and i
have decided to become vegans. not hard-core vegans though. the only meat we can
eat is cheeseburgers. we are very serious about this. we think _those_ cows
probably had it coming to them. we played some arcade games up on "the drag" tonight. she cut her toe up on a jagged piece of metal jutting out of the sidewalk. it sucked. we figure the scientologists put it there to wound pedestrians and lure them into their cult compound when they came seeking band-aids. on the way back to the car one of the cult members invited us attempted to coax us into taking a "stress test" that they had set up on the street. i quipped, "naw, that shit is wacky!" i guess ya had to be there.
on the way home we stopped to get some cheeseburgers (see first paragraph) at micky d's. every fast food restaurant has their own word for denoting that you want the largest size. wendy's has "biggie", mcdonalds has "super-size", burger king has their own word too. i can never remember which words go with which "restaurant" and i bumble out all the words i know that are synonymous with "big". so when we pulled up to the drive through tonight i requested that they "extra biggie super jiggy"-size it. so far as we could tell we haven't gotten spit served with our "food" yet.
you all should try it, it's fun.
also, this is really funny.