Joker

Oct 27, 2001
tonight i picked natasha up from work and swung over to starseeds cafe for a little late-night grub and gab. i finally met my fellow web god big gay ben of kaosboy fame tonight. i met james, of smile fame too. everybody around the table had a website: evan johnny ben kelly james cristina and natasha.
everyone agreed that it was a great time and that we ought to do it again real soon. i'm glad i get along well with natasha's friends. if i didn't that would suck. it's rare that i meet other people that can make me laugh. really rare.

the night's perpetual rolling jokes got me thinking about the nature of jokes. i think that jokes should can be categorized like genus and species in biology. here is a while family of jokes that can be classified as "the negation of a backhanded compliment followed by an insult.

husband: you're so pretty when i'm drunk honey
wife: ?!?!?!?!?!?!
husband: just kidding
wife: ...
husband: you're ugly all the time

LOYAL READERS: this is a challenge. email koax@koax.org with a joke that fits this form. the funniest response will get a cookie or something. and public recognition. you can use the guestbook too.