Secret Stash of MP3s
Nov 07, 2001
i added a bunch of new photos to the pics section.
go looky.
i discovered a secret cache of mp3's on my harddrive. it contains about 1.3G of miscellaneous mp3s from around a year ago. i'm currently listening to sonic youth & cyprus hill's "i love you mary jane". are you a pothead, focker?
i took natasha up to "le fun" arcade tonight. for a few quarters we had "le fun". har har har. those crazy scientologists tried to lure us into their cult again tonight.
crazy scientologist lady: would you like to take a stress test?
me: i already know i'm stressed
csl: but would you like to know where?
me: uhhhhhhhhhh
..and we kept walking..
natasha and i conjectured that they would do this by inserting their "scientology probe" into an unsuspecting passerby's rectum and then proclaiming, "there it is! the source of your stress appears to be .. your ass!"
and, of course, they would be correct. and then the person would be so impressed that he'd cut them a fat check.
because that's what scientology is all about: anal probes. just ask john travolta.
i've thought of the perfect response for the next time they try to coax me in there.
"i'm unemployed."